Ano ba ang pinagsasabi KO.... (lines from previous blogs)

• LIFE IS SUCH AN EXCITING MOVIE, with so many thrills, fun, frustrations, happiness, sorrow... etc... you just can't explain why.....!
• and that is to thank God for everyday, for everything, and for the person whom you might spend the rest of your life with.... let's take risks, let's make decisions wisely.... so that we won't regret..... Thanks for reading.
• no matter what happens we have to think of happy thoughts, we have to be always optimistic because it brings us back to being lively! kaya nga kahit inaantok na ako, ang dami ko pa ring nasulat, alayb na alayb kasi ako chong!
• Well, dancing is an exercise, and i think it helps you get out of worries! when you gracefully and whole-heartedly dance, you would feel so beautiful! like a flower that dances with the wind.... charing! Well, I actually don't want to think of being so unlucky because I have a lot of things to thank for--things that make me feel so lucky....
• Anyway, I'm not really good at dancing, but I feel beautiful everytime I do the steps. I know, I really don't look that graceful and beautiful in real life, but somehow, for a moment, you could think of being a joyful and free person.
• well sunday, it's all about God, spending this day for Him is actually not enough, pero i know, He'd really appreciate it that even just once a week we would remember and thank Him for everything....
• lessons? always be careful with your things! once it's lost, it's like betting in a lottery--- very little chance of having it again. second, don't worry that much... worries just create wrinkles on your face. third? expect nothing; just move on and keep on moving. fourth, thank God for everything and never blame Him for anything bad that happens. This is a life full of tests and worries, but still, we are given a life that's colorful and wonderful....
• sana.... in the end, i would learn to understand why i had to get through things like this... that i would realize there's something more beyond all of these worries... na meron pang masmaganda
• I feel like a superhero, I have to save myself from failing.... heheh... okay, babay
• picha pay, a picha pay, cripi frayd chiken en a picha pay, chis barger, chis barger, crispi frayd chiken en a picha pay, chis barger, chis barger, crispy frayd chiken en a picha pay.....
• Tuesday, February 13, 2007
  
  Tomorrow's going to be a very special day for everyone, and the whole world will be filled with hearts and roses.... aaaah... hahay.....
• love is always there.... so.... so.... let it pass to everyone and be filled with happiness.... ???? i don't know what i'm saying.... ngeks....
• Ang buhay parang beer... nakakalasing... ang bawat araw pwede kang litohin, pero mahal mo pa rin naman kaya di mo dapat sayangin. Woooh! Galing noh? Hahaha
• Tuesdays and Thursdays never fail to make my eyebrows meet, but I'm very thankful because these days make my life complete
• So what does it say? "Remember that life's most treasured moments often come unannounced."Sounds thrilling. Diba?
• I just feel the power! I don't know, I couldn't find any bad thing that happened today, and if there was, it's just a speck.... I couldn't actually see it.
• THe lesson? Always be careful with your money peeps.... spend it wisely. Heheh...
• i like this song.................. it's something to keep in the heart............. charrrrrrrrring...... hehe....
• Everytime I race, I feel like I'm driving FOR REAL!
• "My skin is firmer, my pores are smaller, and my lines parang nawala!"

TOTAL EFFECTS

I was suppose to post another blog last night... so anyway, let me post it now.

Last night, after doing the translating activity of the whole play, I passed by our mirror and saw a different me. Mmmm... not really a DIFFERENT me, but there's something new about how I looked. Then I realized, my face was reddish, shiny, and my hair.... I don't want to say it. Why did I turn red? Anyway, something came into my mind after that. Hahha... I suddenly began imagining myself as if I was promoting a very expensive beauty product, "OLAY" total effects.
Wala lang... it's just a sudden magical feeling.




So, I tried taking a picture of myself just to find out whether I fit to become an OLAY model or not. Hahaha... That time, I was already a little wild and crazy. Nanghina kasi ako nang ginawa ko ung translation. Minsan nagkakaganyan pag sobrang pagod eh.
And look! mukhang bagong sabunot at ang face.... tingnan nyo naman, sino pa kaya ang bibili ng produktong ito kung ganyan. Tsk tsk.... Hahaha... But you know I really love this picture because everytime I look at it, I also have a magical feeling of getting shocked and glad.... "My skin is firmer, my pores are smaller, and my lines parang nawala!"

Kanina nagbasa ako ng horoscope tapos ang sabi mga ipis ang makakatunggali ko, kanina, may pinatay si kuya na isang ipis na winalis ko.... tsk... hahah..
*Ganyan yan... you have to be always happy no matter how you look. Parang feel the difference! Hahahha...Oonga pala thanks to Maya and Carlo... si Sharon na rin.... for the chocolate. Heheh.... Mwah. Okay so before I say goodbye, let me show you this pic na parang ewan... Hahaha... Parang nagsasabing... "Unsa man CHong?!"
Request to the Reader: Can you sing the chis bergar song for me? Fles?

THINGS I'D DO FOR LOVE

Haaaay.... sa wakas natapos ko na rin ang translation. It's hard!!! But I had to.............................. hahahay.....

surprise! This is maya and me while we were eating munchkins at dunkin donuts.

Oy maya and carlo buti na lang close kayo sa akin! Kinaya kong magtranslate ng pagkahabahabang play na bisaya. Word for word yan ah, almost! SO I'M GONNA HAVE TO ASK YOU 2 bars of CLOUD NINE! Pati na rin ikaw sharon! Hahaha.....

part5 at last tapos na!

Gugma: Ang mga natatakot ay yung mga walang stand, takot silang binat-binatin ng bawat panig. ,.... ang love pinapasan ang lahat ng bagay, nag-aantay at nagtitiis sa lahat ng bagay. Wala akong dapat katakutan dito sa inyong kapunungan dahil kahit ano pa ang gawin nyo sa aking body, wala kayong magagawa sa aking paniniwala at pag-iisip dahil wala kayong power na gawing alipin ang aking kaluluwa.
Kabangis: anong wala? Ang prinsipyo ng kadiliman nagbigay sa amin ng power sa pagtempt. Tingnan mo na marami ang natumba. At ako ang unang mag-adjourn sa meeting, sisiguraduhin ko na matutumba ka rin. Kung pagtutungaliin mo ang aming misyon at iyong misyon sino ang makakalusot?
Gugma: Good for those na nagtry kahit mahirap at kahit nakikita nila na parang di sila magtatagumpay. Ang malaking kasalanan at failure, is yung hindi nagtry at nagstrive para mareach ang goal. Pagnangyari ito na lahat ng tao dito sa world eh hindi sumubok, saka nyo sabihin na naging matagumpay kayo.
Kabangis: Kahit buong magdamag taung mag debate dito , di talaga tau matatapos. Bibigya kita ng chance na makamit ang iyong freedom. Kung magagawa mo ito, consider yourself free. Isa lamang ang aking koncisyon, kung gusto mong isave ang iyong sarili from death. Eto yun: maging bahagi ka ng aming kapunungan. Gagawa ako ng job description tungkol sa mga maling ginawa at ikaw ang manager, kung tatanggapin mo, libre ka na, ok?
Gugma:Hindi nyo ba alam na mahirap magsilbi sa dalawang masters? Kahit mag-agree ako na maging under sa iyo, sure ka ba sa aking loyalty?
Kabangis: Ano ka ba, binibigyan na nga kita ng chance, aayaw ayaw ka pa.
kagubot: What if bigyan ka namin ng hasyanda, palasyo, treasures at lahat, basta magretire ka lang, payag ka?
Gugma: Ibigay ninyo yang salapi para sa salapi, at sa kahitaasan ang kaitaasan. Akala nyo ba na lahat ng tao ay mabubulag sa kinang ng salapi? Ang love ay masaya kasama ang truth. Kahit merong magagawa ang salapi, wag kalimutan na may magagawa din ang prinsipyong nagsisilbing foundation/stand.
Kabangis: Na ano ka gugma? Binigyan ka na ng mga posibilidad pero ayaw mo parin kunin. gusto mo ba talgang masaktan bago ka pumayag? Potong, dalhin mo siya sa likod at paluin. Tingnan natin kung di pa ba siya papayag sa sakit ng kanyang katawan. Make sure na dila lang ang di kasali sa pagpalo. (pinalo ni potong si gugma hanggang sa matumba, clap lahat.) Tama na, dalhin mo siya dito. At ngaun Gugma, oo ka na sa aming gusto?
Gugma: (cry) Ang love ay humble at matiisin. Ang gugma hindi naga-envy, ang gugma hindi nagmamayabang, not self seeking, di nagagalit, di pumapansin sa evil.
Kabangis: (shout) Ano ba? Oo ka na o hindi?!!!
Gugma: HIndi!!! Kahit ano pa man, di ko iisipin na papayag sa gusto nyo!
Lahat: Patayin natin siya, kabangis. patayin natin siya!
Kabangis: Isa pang chance, Gugma. Pag-isipan mong mabuti. OO o HIndi?
Gugma: Bakit patatagalin nyo pa tong pag-uusap na ito. Wala na akong patutunguhan, wala na akong malulusutan. Alam nyo na kung anong gagawin sa aikin.
Kabangis: At pinili mo ang kamatayan, iyon ba, Gugma?
Gugma: mas mabuti pa na mamatay ako sa mga paa ng aking diyos, keysa sa mabuhay ako pero naga crawl na parang isang ahas. Meron kayong dapat gawin. At ako naman ay may kapalaran na dapat kong tanggapin.
Lahat: patayin siya! Patayin siya!
Kabangis: Tinatanggap mo na ba ang iyong failure, Gugma?
Gugma: Love never fails. Kayo ang mawawala, matatapos, magfail sa end of time. Itaga nyo yan sa bato ang mga sinasabi ko.
Kabangis: Botsie, kunin mo ang planggana at basahan. Huhugasan ko ang aking hands, Gugma, at nang wala kang ikasisi sa akin. Sa inyo na si Gugma. Gawin nyo ang gusto nyong gawin.
(sinakal nila kahakog... at iba pa except si kabangis, magcheer si Garbo, Potong and Kassamok)
Gugma: Help me! Please help me. Kayo lang makakatulong sa akin. Kayo lang ang maka save sa akin from death. Wag nyo akong pabayaan. Help me.

Gugma: Wala na ba talaga kayonga awa sa akin? Wala na ba talaga kayong maibibigay na tulong upang iligtas ang love sa inyong world? Kung mamamatay ako sa kamay ng mga evil na ito, anong mangyayari sa inyo? Help me... intawon... wag nyo ko hayaang mawala. Tabang... ta... ba.... tab...ngi ko ninyo....
(Gugma dead)
Kabangis: This meeting is adjourned. Potong, iligpit mo ang kanyang body, at ilibing mo dun sa basurahan.)

a morality play in one act

next part IV

Kasamok: Eto ang aming report. Feb 30, sa year ni Satanas 1999.
To: The members of KPKK
From: Kasamok-Kagubot partnership
Re: Balance sheet as of Fiscal Period 1999
1.) Kung nakalakad ka paakyat at pababa sa world, at iyong susuriin ang mga invento ng tao, sabihan kito na wala siyang inimbento sa lyf, pero sa kasamok at kamatan, di nya malista dahil sa dami. Ginawa nya ang gas para magamit sa pagluluto pero ito ginamit di nya sa gas chambers, para mamatay ang mga hudeo. Gumawa sya ng baril para sa masasama, pero ito ang naging dahilan kaya masmaraming sumama. Ginawa nga nya ang atomic power para sa pagpapatakbo ng makinerya, pero eto mismo ang madugong instrumento sa pagpa-arise ng galit ng tao, gaya ng kaawa awang nagnyari sa hiroshima. Gumawa nga siya ng iba't ibang medisina o mga drugs para gamot sa mga maysakit, pero jan sa drug addiction, naging masamang bagay na gumapos sa tao sa bisyo.
2.) Totoo malaki ang progress ng economy at kalagayan nya sa kanyang pamumuhay dahil naimbento nya ang makinarya ng electricity, pero tingnan mo ang kanyang ginawa sa tubig at hangin, sobra ang polusyon na nangyari lalo na sa mga lungsod, na naging dahilan ng pagtunaw ng world dahil walang tutubong gamot ng buhay.
3.) Tingnan mo ang mga kasamok(kaguluhan) sa mga nations. dalawang world war ang dumaan sa life ng tao, pero hanggang ngaun wala paring natuto. Walang araw na lumipas na hindi makabasa ng kaguluhan galing si vietnam hanggang sa cambodia hanggang sa chile. Tingnan mo ang mga tagabantay ng peace and order. bagsak ang league of nations, pero buhay ang united nations? nagpatuloy ang tinatawag na cold war, ang mga espionage ug ang iba't ibang organisasyon galing sa CIA doon sa Mafia.
4.) At tingnan mo rin mismo ang hulagway (itsura) ng mga tao.Nagpantalon ang mga girls, nagpakulot ang mga boys, wlang makaalam sinong girl or boy. Kaya nagkaron ng women's lib. Mismo ang music ng tao walang makaintindi. Ano pa ang aking ipresent sa inyo ngayon para tanggapin na ang world ngaun ay nasa kamay ng kasamok?
Lahat: (clap) Wala an, klaro na kaayo ang tanan!
Kabangis: Tanggapin mo Kasamok ang gold medal na hinanda para sayo.
Kasina: Sabi ko na, gold medal talaga para sa favorites.
Kahakog: Pano na man kasi, ganon talaga ang kapalaran. Sige lang, sa kanila muna ngayong araw, bukas, sa kanila parin.

Kabangis: At ano ang tinatayo tayo nyo jan, na hindi pa tayo tapos sa meeting.
Kagubot: Tapos na, Boss, ubos na ang agenda natin. Makinig kang mabuti kay may surprise kami sayo. Start na tayo. One two ready go.
Kahakog: Ha-(do tone)
Kalagot: Ha- (Re tone)
Kasina: Ha- (Mi Tone)
Lahat: happy bday to you (after singing clap para congratulate si kabangis)
Kabangis: Aw, ano pala ito? Nakalimutan ko pala, birthday ko naman pala.
Kagubot: Tanda ka na talaga boss. Upo ka muna kasi may special gift kami para sayo, gift naming lahat para sa okasyon na ito. (labas si kagubot pasok gugma, payat at parang mamata na. Punit punit ang puting damit)
Kagubot: She's all yours your Excellency.
Kabangis: And who is this?
Kahakog: Ang aming surprise for you, ang aming big na Public ENemy Number ONe sa ating Kapunungan, si GUgma.
Kabangis: At nanjan pa ba etong si Gugma. Kala ko ba tagal na siyang nawala dito sa mundo. (talk to gugma) Tinuod ba nga ikaw Gugma, ang reyna ng goodness?
Gugma:Ikaw lang ba talaga ang may sabi nyan o merong nagsabi sayo tungkol sa akin?
Kabangis: At marunong palang sumagot tong gift na ito. Binigay ka na sa akin ng mga kasamahan ko at wala ka nang magagawa. Dahil meron akong power sa pagbuhay sayo at pagbigay sayo sa kamatayan. Nagets mo ba ako?
Gugma: Wala ka sanang kapangyarihan / widom laban sa akin kung hindi ito binigay sayo ng nasa itaas, kaya masmalaki ang kasalanan ng ngbigay sa akin dito sa iyo.
Kabangis: Bakit, mas malapi pa pala ang iyong pagiging malapit sa nasa itaas keysa sa aikin? Saan ka ba nanggaling ha?
Gugma: Ang pagkamalapit ko sa itaas, hindi maipaliwanag ng mundong ito.
Kabangis: bakit pala, masmataas pa pala ang ranggo mo sa akin?
Gugma: Tungkol sa sinabi mo, mas mataas pa ang ranggo ko, pero hindi tayo pareho ng pagkakainitindi sa power na sinasabi mo. Totoo sa ngayon, meron kang power sa aking body, pero labas nyan hindi mo alipin ang buong buhay ko.
Kabangis: Sinong maysabi syo na wala akong power laban sayo? Tungkol sa napagkaintindihan dito sa kapunungan, sa panahon na merong gift na ibinigay sa akin ng aking mga kasama, ako lang ang magdedesisyon kung ano man ang gagawini ko sa gift. Kung ipasunog ko ba o alagaan, nasa kamay ko na yan. Naintindihan mo ba?
Gugma: Malinaw masyado ang iyong mga unjust na pulong. Pero nagsasalita ka nang walang pag-ibig. HIndi kelangan sumigaw para marinig ang bawat salita na lumalabas sa matulis mong dila. Iyon lamang natatakot ang di pinaniniwalaan ng tao.
Kasina: Wow! Merong foundation/ back up ang ating gift. Akala ko tahimik lang.
Gugma: Ang pagiging tahimik lang ang mga walang katotohanang masasabi ng kanilang mga bibig. Kelangan na merong kang pag-iisip dahil kaelangang sabihin mo sa ibang tao ano ang iyong pinaniniwalaan. At iyong mga daldal at di nagsasabi ng totoo ang dapat tumahimik. Matagal na akong nagsasalita ng magandang balita, pero hanggang ngayon di parin ninyo kmi maintindihan at nagpakabulag at bingi kayo sa mga bagay na truly happy at totoo.
Kahakog: Hahhaha... Buang ka na day? Bakit> dahil sa tingin mo ba eh nadala kami sayo? Tingnan mo ang aming mga itsura. San mo pa makikita ang ganito kasayang mukha sa world? Masya kaming lahat dahil nagawa naming dalhin ang tao sa evil!
(laugh lahat)
Gugma: Hindi ibigsabihin na pagtumawa ka at pumalakpak at pagtawa ay masaya ka na. Dito sa mundo, merong taong masaya sa harap ng iba, pero sa loob nito, ay puno ng luha. HIndi basihan ang true happiness sa lakas ng tawa kundi sa kawide ng ngiti. Ang hapiness peaceful, tahimik tulad ng pag-agos ngilog sa malamig na shade ng trees. Ang mga kahoy, ang mga tanim, masaya sa pagtubo dahil sa tahimik na pag sprout ng seed, at sa pagtikim ng prutas macherish mo kung gano ka precious ang plant na yan.
Kalagot: Hoy, at sinong nagsabi sayo na magsermon ka samin dito ngayon? Kung gusto mong magsermon, dun ka sa cathedral and church at tingnan natin kong may makikinig. Di nga nakikinig ang mga tao sa earth. Kami pa kaya na merong phobia sa sermon.
Gugma: Iyan ang sakit sa katotohanan. Wala nang kahit sino ang gustong makinig sa kanyang mga kamalian, yan ang tao na nagpakabingi sa katotohanan sa kanilang mga nagawa, kaya masakit sa kanilang loob ang pagsasabi sa mga masasama nilang nagawa. Katulad ninyo. Ayaw niyong makinig sa katotohonan, kaya sa inyong paniniwala, nanjan talaga sa inyong kamay ang whole world.
Kagubot: Eh bakit pala, hindi mo ba matanggap ang totoo na ang world ay sasmin na? Na ang lahat ng tao ay nasa aming kamay na? Gusto mo bang marinig ang aming evaluation reports? Matagal na ang kampon ni Satanas na naghari sa world at di magtatagal, katulad ng champion aming tatanggapin ang aming premyo, ay eto mismo ang world.
Gugma: Wag kayong pakasisiguro. Mahirap magbilang ng chick na hindi pa nangitlog ang hen.
Kasina:At nang insulto pa ito. Hoy, wag mong kalimutan na pwede naiming gawin sayo ano man ang aming gusto dito. Di ka ba natatakot na isang request lang ni kabangis, pwede ka naming sunugin hanggang maging abo ka na lang?
Gugma: Ang mga may takot eh yong mga hindi nakakasiguro sa mangyayari sa kanila pagpatay na sila.

next part III

Kahakog: Simula nang ginawa ang tao nanjan na ang kahakog (greed) ... basta nanjan na ako. Bakit pinatay ni Cain sa Abel? Bakit hinulog si Jose ng mga kapatid nya sa balon? Bakit binaha ang bahay ni Abraham? Bakit iniwanan ng pari at ng mga hudeo ang mg ninakawan at kinawawa sa gilid ng daan? Bakit sinunog ni Nero ang ulo ni Juan? Repitition ito sa aking mga dating reports pero malaki ang result sa updating ng aking mga accounts.
Gaya ng sinabi ko, ang tao nakadikit sa kahakog, mula pa sa simula. At tingnan nyo sya ngaun. Hakog pa rin, malaki ang tiyan dahil sa kahakog. Kung ating unahin ang mga nations, tingnan ang world. Iilan laman ang mga nations na merong comfort sa buhay. Karamihan ay nakulong sa walang katapusang pagtitiis dahil sa kahirapan. Ang mga nations sa Asia, africa, at americca latina umiiyak dahil sa kahirapan sa pamumuhay dahil walang makuha kahit isang butil or isang circle ng kanin. Tingnan nyo, nalanta ang mga palay na foundation ng india at biafra, nagshake na ang mga tao sa gutom sa Tanzania at Bangladesh, namutla na ang mga nanlimus sa Brazil at korea, ano ang reason nitong lahat? Dahil ito sa malaking nations na nagpakahakog (greed) at ginawang alipin ang mga little nations gamit ang dollar and ang economy.
Isa isahin nating tingnan ang bawat nation. Hindi ba na ang karamihan sa mga tao wlaang kasigurohan na merong makain? Anong dahilan nito? Dahil sa greed ng mga may pag-aari sa kanilang hasyenda at mga banko. Marami ang nag-agawan ng lupa, umabot pa ito sa korte. Meron ngang nag-agawan ng husband and wife. Tingnan nyo, minsan kahit magkakapatid sa dugo, nagpapatayan dahil sa kahakog. Kahakog ang dahilan nitong lahat! Ako! Ako ang nagtulak sa kanila sa mga kamaliang it. Ako, si Kahakog!
Kabangis: Bi, meron ka bang maipapakitang recruit tungkol sa ginawa mo.
Kahakog: Naiinis ako tungkol jan, boss.
Kabangis: Bakit?
Kahakog: Meron sa akong nakuha na dalawang sidekick, si Kadalo ug si Katagaw, pero sa ngaun hindi sila makapunta sa ating meeting dahil nasa ospital sila.
Kabangis: At bakit sila nandun?
Kahakog: Pano kasi, Boss, nagpasobra sila ng kain sa party sa hilton hotel. Nasobrahan ng kain kaya kinalibanga.... Nandun sa Makati Medical Center nagpapahinga si Katagaw, si Kadalo naman dun sa Manila Doctor's Hospital, pero promise ko na sa susunod na meeting anjan na sila.
Kabangis: Promise, sige ka lang promise. Kelan mo ba pwedeng tuparin ang mga sinasabi mo?
Kasina: But, boss, promises are made to be broken.
Kabangis: Broken, brokingin ko yang iyong ilong ngayon. Shut up ka jan kay di ka kasali dito. At ikaw siguro Kahakog, di mo dinala silang dalawa dahil gusto mong solohin ang report para ikaw ang ipraise ng lahat.
Kasina: Kaya nga tinawag siya Kahakog.
Kahakog: Pano kasi, nung nagdaang meeting di ko naibigay sa kanila ang skedyul, nakalimutan ko silang iremind.
Kabangis: Ang pagiging makakalimutin walang wisdom.
Kasina: Parang kanta.
Kabangis: Sinabi na ngang wag nang sumali, kilawin kita ngayon. O sinong susunod, ikaw na Kalagot. Bilisan mo at malapit na talaga ang curfew.
Kalagot: Kalagot, ako pa talaga ang isusunod na di pa ako redi.
Kabangis: Piktan ko yang iyo ngayon. (bastos man ito siya oy) Anong di pa redi? Di ba sinabihan na kita dati na always be ready with your report sa bawat meeting natin?
Kalagot: Buti kung boyscouts tayo kay laging handa.
Kasina: Corny! Totoo bitaw yan, boss. Kelangan na eveready tayo gaya ng battery sa radio.
Kabangis: Sabi ko na ngang shut up ikaw eh kasi hindi mo turn na magsalita! Bitayin kita ngayon. Sige, Kalagot, start na ang report dahil kahit kelan di ka magiging ready!
Kalagot: Pesteng yawa!Ang pangit sayo boss eh strict ka masyado. Lahat ng demands mo, dapat matupad kaagad. (punta sa mga kasama) Mabuti pa siguro mga frends, mag organize tau ng isang labor union para maka collective bargaining tau sa ating manager. Sobra na masyado ka sungot (sama?)
Kabangis: (punta kay kagubot) Kunin mo ang baril at babarilin ko to.
Kalagot: Iyan ang hirap sa iyo, Boss eh, di ka marunong magbiro. O sige, ito ang aking report. Kinunan ko ng census ang cementeryo. Nung unang panahon, totoo na marami ang namatay dahil sa sakit gaya ng TB, malaria at sakit sa hart. Nang mahanapan ng lunas ang mga sakit na ito, ang kinalabasan parin eh, marami ang namantay dahil sa ano? Hindi lamang sa physical na sakit pero dahil sa sakit sa loob dahil sa emotional na sakit, marami ang nagbarilan, nagsaksakan, at naglasunan.
Tingnan mo ang mga iba't ibang pundok sa katawhan. Ang mga itim laban sa mga puti, ang mga puti laban sa dilaw, ang dilaw laban sa pula, at ang pula laban sa mga brown. Ang mga insik laban sa taga-indya, ang mga taga-indiia laban sa pakistan, ang pakistan laban sa bangladesh, ang banladesh laban sa arab, arab laban sa israel, na laban sa rusya, na laban sa americans, na laban sa vietcong, na laban sa kapatid na vietnam. Mga muslims vs. christians, maga taga lungsod laban sa mga taga-above na laban sa isa't isa. walang katapusan.... amen!
Kabangis: Whee! bakit pala kalagot, wala pa ba natunaw ang world na yan na sige laban sa isa't isa tong mga tao. O meron pang kasunod?
Kalagot: Ang dudugtong ay ang aking protegee, si Protacio. Protacio! Protacio! Potong!! Katagal ba ng kagwang.
Potong:Bakit mo naman sinigaw sigaw ang pangalan ko ha?
Kalagot: Umandar na naman ang kapotong nitong tonto.
Potong: Wala pa nga ako napakilala sa kapunungang ito. Introducing muna.
Kalagot: Shek! Feeling, nagpaduding pa siya, hala sige introducing muna. Eto si Protacio na may nickname na Potong. Ang kanyang ama na si Kasuko(anger) may sakit sa high blood, at ang nanay niya ay si Yawyawan(nagger) na ang baba ay masahol pa sa pwet ng himonga-an. Napulot ko siya sa muntinlupa, at ngaun binibigay ko ang karugtong ng report sa kanya.
Potong: Marami akong dinalang case studies, pero summary na lamang ang ibibigay ko. Nag-census ako sa lahat ng kulungan sa buong word at malaki ang aking kasiyahan sa aking nakung info. Ako pala ng dahilan sa maraming nakulong. kung pupunta ka sa ospita, nandun ang mga biktima dahil sa kapotong ng tao, mga biktima ng krimen, suntukan, at barilan. Meron ding iba na dahil sa kapotong ngpakamatay. Kahit si Kristo nabiktima. Siya nakilala dahil sa goodness at humility nya, pero doon sa temple naabutan din siya ng kapotong. *kapotong means sapot. Kahit ang diyos naging bikitma what more pa kaya ang tao na di ko makuha? (clap lahat) At isa pa dahil sa kaputong , ganon parin ang ugali nila jan sa kagubot.
Kagubot: Objection, Your Honor. Kung tungkol sa kagubot, line ko yan.
Kabangis: objection sustained. Mr. potong. Kindly mind your own business.
Potong: Sorry, 'nyor. Ibalik natin sa mga headline ang aking report. Tingnan nyo ang mga news reports. Bakit nagpatuloy ang hijacking sa airplanes, at ginawa itong instrument for blackmailing. Ang kapotong sa mga nasud umabot sa airport. bakit patuloy ang divorce ng mga artista? Dahis sa masyadong sinusumpong ang mga sikat. Bakit tumaas ang gasolina? Dahil potong masyado ang mga Arabs. Bakit mapotong si NIxon? Dahil sa kapotong sa ganghaan sa water. Tingnan ninyo ang headlines. HIndi ba klaro ang pagpapatakbo ko sa aking power sa world?
(clap)
kabangis: Bravo Protacio sa iyong ginawa. Meron kang reward sa iyong pagdala sa mga tao patungo sa evil. Botsie, kunin ang silver medal.
Kalagot: Bakit silver lang yan?
Kabangis: Buot man ka? Sinong boss dito?
Kalagot: Shut up! Ang pangit syo Boss ba, meron kang favoritism dito! Kagaling ng report ni potong tapos silver lang.
Kasina: Pasalamat ka Dong, may silver medal ka, samin nga bronze lang. Kahit na masmagaling ang report namin.
Kabangis: HOy, gusto nyong dalawa na kusiin ko yang iyong mga bogan(bastus man siguro to na word)? Ipatuloy yang reklamo nyo kay ifootball (kick out siguro) ko kayo dito sa KPKK.
Kahakog: Sige boss, ifoot ball mo yan sila dahil nakaka irita.
Kasina: Para masolo mo ang kapulungan. Oy never talaga. Kung ifootball nyo ako, you'll have to do it over my dead sexy body. Makasarili ka talaga dong oy.
Kabangis: O, sinong next? Ikaw na siguro kagubot.
Kasina: Tingnan mo, pinalast talga ang favorite. (whisper)
Kahakog: Ikwaw na ang mag-chariman.
Kabangis: Ano yang binubulong bulong nyo jan?
Kahakog:Wala boss, sige botsie, start your report.
Kagubot: Boss, pwede ba na ang assistant ko na lang ang magreport?
Kasina: Oy, Botsie, kahit di ka magpaalam, papayagan ka agad ng may favorite sayo.
kagubot: Oy, zennie, nagsimula ka na naman. Tingnan mo nga tong madami kong ginagawa dito.Ako ang incharge sa filing system, ako pang magredi sa corespondence, sa mga minutes at sa inyong snacks.
Kasina: Shut up Botsie. Binayaran ka bitaw sa pagkasecretary mo. At kung full time ka sa work mo, at hindi ka nangigat sa boss, magagawa mo sana ang iyong report. Ang pangit sayo eh ineenjoy mo naman ang pagka-kabit.
Kagubot: Putang-ina ka, Zennie! (sampalin si kasina, ganti si Kasina, tulong si kabangis paghawak kay kasina)
Kasina: Sige pagtulungan nyo ako dahil isusumbong ko kayo kay satanas! (cry)
Kabangis: Sige na botise, tawagin mo ang iyong assistant.
Kagubot: Ito si Moks, my assistant. Kasamok ang kanyang real name. Sige MOks, read our report.

next parts

Kagubot: Anong Mrs. Rabat na masahol ka pa sa abat (abat means aswang). Kahit ano pa gawin mo para matuto dun sa mga finishing school wala ka nang pag-asa dahil wala talagang magawang finishing touch diyan sa mukha mo na tulad sa moon.
Kasina: Hoy, Botsie, dahan dahan ka sa pananalita mo kasi kolgoton (feeling ko ibgsabihin ng kolgoton is kukunin) ko yang dila mo. At tingnan mo yang iyong itsura, talo pa ang palengke ng Mati.
Kagubot: At nagsalita ang kigwahon (kigwahon means nagkagerms sa pwet), ay. Kunin mo yang pintal sa mukha at tingnan natin kung madrowing pa natin yan.
Kasina: Ang sabihin mo, naiinggit ka sa aking make-up. Beautifont ata yan. Beauty Varsity 100, at ang aking gown, galing pa sa paris, ginawa ni Pikoy Harena. Ahay! $50000 lamang to, inday!
Kagubot: At akala mo nainggit ako sayo. Oy wala yang kasina(kainggit) sa vocabulary ko. Tingnan natin kung sinong tataghoyan ng mga kalalakihan.
Kasina: Putang-ina ka talag, Botsie. Bubuhusan kia ngaun ng gasolina at sisindihan. Tingnan natin sinong magiging pagod.
Kagubot: Sige daw, tingnan natin kung sinong maka-tiis sa kagubot (gulo) na aking ipahaharap sayo.
Kabangis: Please, ladies. Wag kayong magpatuloy sa inyong debati dahil hindi pa tayo nakapagsimula sa ating meeting. (bagsak ang kamay sa mesa) this meeting will please come to order. (upo ang lahat at titigil sa pagsasalita)
Kahakog: Kain na muna tayo dahil gutom na ako.
Kagubot: Sabi ko na, ginutom kaagad si Kahakog. At mag- antay antay ka, Undo (expression), dahil nandun pa nakalagay.
Kasina: Boss, pwede be nating ipostpone ang meeting dahil wala na akong gana. Besides I'm very sleepy, I wanna go to bed.
Kalagot: Nakakainis tong mga bastos na to ay. Dumating ba tayo dito para maglaro o magmeeting?
Kasina: Para magpa-view.
Kalagot: Anong magpa-view? Kung gusto mong magpa-view, dun ka sa Flowers in the Night.
Kabangis: Pwede be, umayos na tayong lahat para makastart na, kasi di magtatagal, curfew na.
Kahakog: Bast ako ang last mag-report
Kasina: Ako ang last oy. Ikaw Kalagot ang magstart.
Kalagot: Si Kagubot na lang ang ating paunahin.
Kabangis: Bakit kayo nagtutulakan na naman? Ikaw Kasina ang mauna dahil ikaw ang last dumating. At isa pa, kayong lahat ay kelangang magbayad ng fine sa ating agreement sa dating meeting.
Kasina: Anong late, dumating ako bago mag-alas onse.
Kabangis: Ibunggo ko yang ulo mo sa bubong, anong wala pang alas-onse na halos 11:30 na ngayon.
Kasina: Hala sige, magstart na kung magstart. Syempre champyon talaga ako. Naghari ngayon ang kasina(envy) sa world. Tingnan mo ang nangyari sa mga dating angheles. Di ba merong ibang angel na nainngit mismo sa diyos? Bakit pinatay ni Herodes ang mga bata ng pinanganak si Jesus? Dahil sa nainngit siya sa isang bata na magiging hari. Sa world history na tunuturo sa lahat ng skuls, dami jan ang mga nakasaad about sa tao na nainggit sa kapwa. Si Cain nasina kay abel. Si Nero nasina sa mga disipolo. Anf mga tao sa panahon ni Delilah nasina kay Samson. Si Brutus nasina kay Julius Cesar. Ang mga officials ni Henry VIII nasin a kay Thomas More. Si Anne Boleyn nasina kay Mary Stuart. An gmga Pariseo nasina kay Jesus. Ang mga nations nag-inggitan, at makikita ito galing sa International Monetary Fund doon sa Olympic Games. Ang mga matatanda nasina sa mga kabataan at ang mga babae nasina sa mga lalaki, kaya nga nagkaron ng women's lib. At nakakapagod sabihin lahat ng mga kasina, kaya isummarize ko na lang sa isang sentence: Envy is alive, well and kicking sa kalibutan (world).
Kabangis: Excellent, Zennie. Keep up the good work.
Kasina: At dinala ko pa talaga ang isang sample product para makita nyo kung gano ka-epekto nag aking mga sales. (labas si kasina at dalhin si Garbo papasok) Eto ang aking number one product na grabe ka sikat sa mga mamimili. Parang si Greta Garbo ka-popular. Malaki ang demand sa kanya, kaya scarcity na aking supply.
Kabangis: At ano ang gagawin ng produkto mo.
Kasina: Sabihin mo, Miss Garbo, ang ating mga accomplishments para mapasigarbo sila! (meaning ng garbo is pride)
Garbo: Ako ang usually nanjan sa mga tao sa lahat ng lugar sa lahat ng oras. Kahit na sa simula pa ng mundo, nagpakahari na ako dyan sa mga anghel na nagrebelde sa kanilang master. Nanjan ako sa pag tempt sa pagkain nila Adan ng bunga ng kahoy na bawal sa kanila. Nanjan ako sa mga sakop ni Moses na nagsamba sa baka. Nanjan ako sa pagpapaulang ng fire sa SOdom at Gomorrah. Nanjan ako kay Herod na pumutol sa ulo ni Juan. Nanjan ulit ako sa mga pariseo na nagtulak kay Jesus sa kanyang death.
Kabangis: Sandali lang Garbo, puros repitition na ang iyong mga sinabi, at dati pa yan nangyari. Wala ka bang contemporary accomplishments?
Garbo: Ang garbo(pride) na laging nasas world nanggaling sa past hanggang sa mga darating pang years na hindi na nga maabot tanaw ng mata. Kalimutan natin ang past at buklatin ang mga pangyayari ngayon. Tingnan mo ang mga tao. Hindi mabilang sa libong mga daliri ang kanilang pinagbongolay(pagbingi bingihan siguro to) dahil mataas ang kanilang garbo(pride)/ Iilang libo ang nagpatayan, dahil sa garbo. Open mo ang kasayasayan ng world. Hindi ba ang world war I at world war 2 nangyari dahil sa malaking garbo ng mga presidents ng America, Europa, at asya. At walang isa man sa kanila ang gustong magpakababa dahil sa malaking garbo na makagagahum(wisdom) daw sa kanila sa battle fields. At sino ang nakinabang at sino ang naging mga patay na gasa (hanapin ko pa ang meaning) sa altar na kamatayan?Dito ang mg libu-libong mga sundalo at civilian ng bawat pundok nga kansang pagkauto uto(don't know the meaning) (basta ang mga sundalo at civilian naging foundation ng malaking pride ng mga presidents) Hindi ba?
(applause ang lahat)
Kabangis: Excellent! Garbo. Very good!
Kasina: Pero kulang pa yan, Kabangis. Marami pang ginawa si Miss Garbo.
Kabangis: Hala sige,patuloy sa pagbabasa ng iyong report.
Garbo: Tingnan nyo ngaun ang iba't ibang pamilya at mga katilingban(di ko pa alam ang meaning) sa whole world. Hindi nyo ba napansin na maraming magkakapatid ang dahil sa mataas na pride ay hindi na kumilala sa isa't isa bilang magkakapatid: mga katilingban na naging christians, masasabi na natin na merong totoong brotherhood at pagmamahal , pero nagbingibingihan sa isa't isa, nagback stab(libak),, nanagtamay(wala pang meaning). Anong silbi nitong lahat? Ako si Garvo. Ako ang nagtulak sa kanila sa maling gawaing yan at nagpaalipin sila sakin. Hahahah... Ako ang nagpakahari sa kaniilang mga hearts! Hahaha...
(clap sila lahat)
Kabangis: Bravo! Garbo Bravo! Kagubot kunin mo ang bronze medal. Garbo, tumungtong ka jan sa tungtonganan day eto ang prize ng Comittee sa Kadautan para sayo. Dahil sa iyong determination para ang mga tao ay magpatuloy na maging evil, tanggapin mo ang gasa ng Committee. Thiss is an acknowledgment na ika champion talaga. Bronze Medal for general excellence!

Kabanigs: At ngayon ay susunod ang report ni Kahakog.

First three pages

Kabangis: Magandang gabi sayo, Kagubot. Redi na ba ang meeting place?
Kagubot: Kanina pa ako redi, mahal naming Kabangis. Kagaya ng sinabi mo, niredi ko ang ating session hall para sa meeting ngayon
Kabangis: Alas-onse na ng gabi, pero asan na ang mga kasama natin? Maabutan tayo ng curfew nito.
Kagubot: Alam mo naman ang mga ugali ng mga kasama natin na kahit pano pa natin sila disiplinahin, hindi talaga sila pupunta sa tamang oras.
Kabangis: Lecheng yawa! Lagi na lang tayong nag aantay sa mga kagwang (expression) na to! Hindi ba, meron tayong agreement na motion na ang malate merong fine na 100 pesos.
Kagubot: Ewan ko lang kung magbabayad itong mga leche. Sayang lang ung pag-agree natin sa motion na iyon.
Kabangis: Ay ewan ko kagubot paano magkaron ng punctuality tong ating mga sakop. Mga pangulo kuno, pero parang baka na laging hinihila.
Kagubot: Paano naman kasi mahal naming kabangis, busy kasi talaga yan sila.Tingnan mo nga ang dami ng kanilang mga parokyano na nagspread sa whole world.
Kabangis: Bakit pala tayong dalawa, wala ba rin tayong ganon ka daming work? Wala din ba tayo nanggaling sa malayong lugar? Ang tigas lang talaga ng ulo nitong ating mga sakop. Pweeee! Kung hindi lang tayo i-curse (makarma), ipakukulam ko talaga tong mga tonto.

Kabangis: Naredi mo na ba ang ating pang snacks, kagubot?
Kagubot: wala pa boss, ihahanda ko pa.
Kabangis: Ay kagaya ka lang sa kanila na iresponsable. Bakit di mo hinanda kanina?
Kagubot: Pano kasi, busy man din ako masyado.
Kabbangis: Busy sa iyong noo! (expression) Pareho pareho lang talaga kayong mga matitigas ang ulo. O ano man ang ihahanda mo para sa snacks natin?
Kagubot: Barbecue na atay ng tao at apdo sandwich na binabad sa sili.
Kabangis: Ang sarap sarap naman pala ng iyong inihanda. Sige, pumunta ka na sa ihahanda mo.
(alis kagubot pasok si kahakog)
Kahakog: Magandang gabi sayo, mahal naming kabangis. Naririto na ang bantog mo na alipin.
Kabangis: Ay salamat sa yawa, dumating ka na rin. Ang tagal mo. Pasado na alas 0nse ng gabi.
Kahakog: Pano kasi, senyor, na dami pa man akong inasikaso. Sobra na nga ang aking overtime dun sa Europe. Kaya hindi ko kaagad natupad ung quota para sa bwan na ito.
Kabangis: Redi na ba ang report mo?
Kahakog: Di pa nga eh. Kaya nga siniguro ko na marating ng maaga para ipatype ko kay BOtsie!
Kabangis: Sinong Botsie?
Kahakog: Si Kagubot ba. Iyan daw kasi ang gusto niyang nickname.
Kabangis: Anong ipa-type kay Botsie na ang dami pa nyang gagawin. Sira ka talaga Kahakog kasi ang makasarili ka masyado. Gusto mong solohin si Botsie. Uy, kahakog, walang magpa-type sa kanya dahil ihahanda pa niya ang snacks natin.
Kahakog: Ay sus, siyaro naman boss, konti lang tong ipapatype ko.
kabangis: Gawin mo yang report habang nag-aantay tayo sa iba.
Kahakog: Pero nakakapagod ang....
Kabangis: Obey first before you complain. Understand?
Kahakog: Shek! Di tayo makalusot sa lalaking to.
(pasok kalagot... inis na inis siya)
Kabangis: Ay salamat dumating na ang isa pang kagwang. At bakit ngayon ka lang? Kalagot? At bakit naman naiinis ang iyong mukha? Ha?
Kalagot: Sinong di maiinis sa ginawa ni Kahakog, mahal naming pangulo. makasarili talaga siya. May deal kami na dadaanan nya ako dahil nasira ang aking Jumbo Jet 747. Pero, tingnan mo nga, di talaga nya ako dinaanan dahil gusto talaga nya na siya ang unang makarating dito. Kaya sumakay na lang ako sa tricycle.
Kahakog: Hoy, wag kang susumbong sumbong diyan, Kalagot. Wala kaming deal, mahal namong kabangis. Naiinis yan siya kasi di siya nakaabot sa kanyang quota.
Kalagot: Shut up, makasarili! Simula ngaun wag mo na akong kilalanin bilang iyong frend. Kung may request ka sakin na kahit ano, wag kang umasang tutulungan kita. Magaling ka lang humingi ng pabor sa iba, pero kung ikaw ang hihingan, masahol ka pasa sa bungol na hindi makarinig! Pweeeeeee!
Kahakog: Oy wag mong sabihin Dong. wa dungga nga wa motuman si kahakog sa iyang saad (di ko matranslate). Mabuti pang umupo ka na lang, kasi pag di ka tumigil kakasatsat, susuntukin kita... tanggal iyong ipin.
Kalagot:Sige, tingnan kung sinong makasurvive. Wag mo kong sinusubukan ngaun kasi masahol pa sa tidal wave ang aking galit.
Kabangis: Ops... ops..ops. Mga frends. Nag-ing ing korigotay na sab mo ay (di ko ulit matranslate) Ang aga aga gusto na ninyong mag-away awa. Kung gusto ninyong mag-away, antayin ninyong matapos tong ating sesyon. Ug Kalagot, wag ka masyadong mag-inis inisan diyan dahil nakakainis tingnan yang mukha mo.
(pasok kasina from right. Maarte maglakad na parang model)
Kasina: Hey what's the matter around here gentlemen? Parang may something wrong dito. Don't tell me na merong kagubot at kalagot ngaun dito. (kagubot-kaguluhan, kalagot-hatred;pagkainis)
Kabangis: And what do you expect, Kasina? Tatawa kami?
Kasina: Please call me Zennie. Pangit ang pangalang Kasina.
Kabangis: At bakit ka natagalan ha? Tingnan mo, ikaw na naman ang pinakahuli. Kalang ka pa magiging maayos inday?
Kasina: Si boss naman, alam mo naman ang dahilan eh. Nagpamanicure pa ako at pedicure. At nagpashampoo pa ako sa hair, dahil my hair is a mess, see? Alam mo naman na hindi makakagalaw/ mkapagtrabaho si Kasina kung hindi muna pupunta sa beauty parlor. Kasi kung hindi siya magpapaganda, hindi tuloy kayo titingin sa aking kagandahan, edi, maiiwanan na ako ni Botsieng igwad! (di ko alam meaning ng igwad)
Kabangis: Tingnan mo ngayang iyong itsura, di ka ba tumingin sa salamin? Anong ikagaganda mo laban kay Kagubot na kahit ano pang gawin mo, masblooming talaga siya kesa sayo.
Kasina: Sabi ko na, meron talagang favoritism dito, pero kahit sa akin yata napapalingon ang lahat, hoy kahakog, di ba masmaganda ako kaysa kay botsie?
Kahakog: (tawa) Kung nakatalikod ka. (tawa ang lahat)
Kasina: Mga wala kayong taste kung kagandahan ang pag-uusapan. Eto yata ang mga itsura ng mga ms. Universe, wow! Kahit plus ten pa yan silang lahat, kasali na si Botsie, hands down talaga sila kung merong beauty contest ngaun. Lahat ata ay ma"stun" sa aking kagandahan! Wow! At wow! pa talaga!
Kahakog: Oy miss tilapia, wag mo masyadong i-admire ang iyong sarili inday. Kasi wala talaga kami nasiyahan sa iyo dito. Except sa aking sarili, walang ibang tao na merong katahum (di ko alam ang meaning) dito sa world.
Kalagot: Kaya nga tinawag kang Kahakog dahil sarili mo lang ang iyong nakikita.
Kahakog: Umandar na naman tong mukhan Volkswagen ay.
Kalagot: Sinong mukhang volks, ha? (aksyon ng suntok si kahakog)
Kabangis:Ano ba??? Sige lang away. Di pa nga tau nakasimula meron ng nabukulan dito. Umupo na kaung lahat at wag nang magsalita.
(upo lahat ng nakasimangot)
Kagubot: At dumating na pala ang reyna ng mga pato.
Kasina: Tse! Itsura lang, sina kaya ang mukhang pato kung maglakad. Tingnan mo nga ang aking poise. Graduate ata ito sa Karilaga Finishing School. Ako yata ang kinopyahan ni MRs. Rabat sa paglalakad.

Ayaw Na ni Basaha

Surprise! Hahah... Speaking about surprises, after I had my blog last night, two surprising things came. First, tweety bit my pinky-toe-finger. I got so scared and so nervous. To give myself peace of mind, I consulted the doctor. She told me that there's nothing to worry about as long as the dog doesn't get weak or even die, but if it does, I really need to go back. It's just a very small wound but it really did make my heart beat so fast. The second surprise was the rain. Before we went home, my friends and I had this little conversation. Maya said she's going to wear something ragged, and then, I just began saying, "I wish it would rain tomorrow." That thought came to my mind, when I imagined myself wearing my jacket. I realized that I want to wear it. Surprise! It did rain this morning until this afternoon. Maybe it's just a coincidence, but somehow, a great moment for me.
Daytona... wow. I am getting addicted to that racing game. It's because of the manual mode. Everytime I race, I feel like I'm driving FOR REAL! For a few minutes, I can pretend that I'm a great driver with all those... what do you call that circle that you rotate? and that stick you move up or down to change gears? sorry, I forgot. Anyway, I've been through to that beginner level and now I'm moving on to the advanced stage. Mmmm.. But the problem is--- I don't know how to get through the curves. But still, daytona does rock my world!!! hahah...
So I'd like to thank carlo for the house, the lunch and the snacks... oh, I remembered, the lit book! Salamat!!! Lamig ng gabi ngayon.

FRIDAY NA BAY!!!! Part II

parang masaya masyado noh? heheh... with half of super friend jp

Say goodbyeWhen i can barely say goodnight
If i can hardly take my heart from yours
How far can i go

Walk away
The thought won’t even cross my mind
I couldn’t turn my back on spring or fall
Your smile leaves a void

[Chorus]When i say always, i mean forever
I trust tomorrow as much as today
I am not afraid to say i love you
And i promise you, i’ll never say goodbye

We’re dancers on a crowded floor
While other dancers leave from song to song
Our music goes onOur music goes on
On and on

And if i never leave your arms
I really would’ve travelled everywhere
For my world is there
[repeat Chorus]

How could i ever say goodbye

*i like this song.................. it's something to keep in the heart............. charrrrrrrrring...... hehe....

FRIDAY NA BAY!!!!

CHECHENG SIS nemia and SIS Rani!!!!

Hmmm... what really happened this week? Well, most of the things that I could remember are those that made me feel so depressed. As usual, every week, something wrong happens, but somehow, I just get amazed realizing that I am able to pass through all these unlucky things.
MOnday, that was the last time I wrote, right? It was a good start for me.
Tuesday.... as always.... it always has been.... a very bad day in my college life since second sem. Of all the people that could ever encounter this nightmare.... why me? I could remember, though I had low scores in chem, I was still able to laugh and even sing. But the action of the story happened when I was trying to get my 500 bill in my pocket. The unluckiest thing was...... I couldn't find the money. Hindi ko na naramdaman chong.... That 500 bill was my allowance for the rest of the week. It just felt so bad because I wasn't even able to buy something from it. Parang pinahiram lang sakin. Like magic, it disappeared.... as I was so frustrated and depressed, that no matter how I think of it, I won't ever be able to find it, I sobbed. Now, I know the feeling of having nothing at all, as in, totally nothing. And so, I want to thank my friends who helped me......... a great big hug and a kiss from me to you!
Still on Tuesday, I rode a jeepney alone again. MMMmp.... Lonely me.... I even got irritated with the big person who sat beside me with his arm resting somewhere at the back. It just don't feel so good to know and be aware that someone's arm is at your back. I couldn't sit comfortably.
Another bad thing was that I couldn't tell my parents about what happened. I just feel so guilty of being to clumsy and careless.... and to think, it's a big cash. How could I be so insensitive to let it fly away somewhere and not realize how mom and dad strive to give me such money? But there was hope, hope to get back my 500. The poster making contest we were going to join in Theology day which was to be held on Thursday.
So Wednesday... I did something wrong.... and I don't want to share it to you this time. I really want to apologize to God. Anyway, thanks sis ran for the fifty pesos. We went with Maya to the gym. I got home late and my parents were a little angry. That means, it wasn't really the right time for telling them that the 500 was lost.
Thursday, the time to shine! We joined the poster-making contest. We hoped that we would win. We need the cash! Then... Rani, Jess, and I went to NCCC to play in timezone. You know, I was able to discover one exciting and fun game to play the next time, RACING in manual.... manual... basta manual mode siya....
FRIDAY... at last, I was able to tell mom but only a part of the whole story only. I told her that I lost a hundred. I thought she's going to get mad at me. But she gave me a hundred and didn't say anything. She wasn't really mad, I know....... we played dota and o2 jam in the morning, ate the lugaw-for a-cause for our lunch, and received the prize for being second in the poster-making contest. The prize? Not really cash.... curly tops, yeah, two packs of curly tops. Tsk. Tsk. But the honor is ours.... our teacher said. "Not even a million could replace it." Siguro.... I went asleep during the lab class. We did nothing at all so I just slept. Then we went back to the dota place and my money, like magic again, disappeared. But not the way as it was before, as I spent it badly. Next, we went to KFC and my friends ate burgers and mashed potatoes for they really got hungry.... you know, that lugaw-for-a-cause was not really good enough to fill our stomachs. I had to be patient, I have no more money so I just chewed a candy and.... drank water. Tsk.... But I was able to eat a lot as I got home.
So that's what happened for my school week.... THe lesson? Always be careful with your money peeps.... spend it wisely. Heheh...
extra feature:
i watched saw III, and I got so scared and traumatized. NOw, I learned to always give value to life no matter how hard it is. Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek! It's really shocking and eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek!
oh well... Once again... here's the song that always makes me happy..............
a picha pie a picha pie crispi fried chicken and a picha pie, a picha pay a picha pay, crispi fried chiken and a picha pay....His burgar chis burgar, crispi fried chiken and a picha pay! chis burgar chirs burgar, crispi fried chiken and a picha pie.

First Fortune Cookie Part II

MY first FORtune cookie
First Time to get to The 18th FlOOr of MarCO POLo
FiRSt time to RIde a TaXI alone at alMOst MidNight.... siguro....
FirST time to FInd mysELF in the HomEPage of Addu WeBSITE
FirSt time to Eat three CLOud Nine (big size) chocolaTEs in ONE day

mmmm.... there's always a first time for everything! hahaha....

and so, it's monday--- one of the busiest days of the week. I wasn't able to finish my chem assignments... too bad. but i'm glad that at least i was able to answer the long test. that's why i'm happy, even though it's raining, and in my theory, when i'm sad, it would rain. anyway, during the day, i was somehow more alive than before. I just feel the power! I don't know, I couldn't find any bad thing that happened today, and if there was, it's just a speck.... I couldn't actually see it. Monday is quite a good start; I hope tomorrow would be a great day too........

Extra Feature:
I just remembered the tragic experiences I had with ballgames.... It just came into my mind... I don't know how....

• When I was in gradeschool, my friend kicked the ball that bounced on my face.
• My face, particularly the nose part, got hit by a soccer ball when I was in 3rd year highschool. (once again)
• I slipped and fell on the ground while I was running and kicking the soccerball. The bad thing about it was that there were soccer varsity players who saw me. Really embarrassing.... hhhhhsssssh...
• There was one kickball game, where there was a big red spot in my pants, and I wanted to play so I borrowed a polo shirt from my classmate (a boy) to hide that red spot. Then, I ran and ran and played the entire game even though blood was rushing... tsk.
• My pinky finger got hit by a basketball and now it's broken. I planned to catch it and then shoot it, but my pinky finger was in the wrong position. The result? A fat bruced pinky finger.... up to now, my finger is still abnormal and malnourished. Tsk... tsk... YOu've got to learn a lesson from my experience.

Anyway, I really couldn't think of anything else. hahaha.... see yah... still have homework to do.

First Fortune Cookie Ever In My Entire Life

So what does it say? "Remember that life's most treasured moments often come unannounced."
Sounds thrilling. Diba?
Hahaha.... Just wanna blog this, baka makalimutan ko tong moment na ito... heheh...

And oh... in addition: I got a pic in the addu website, kahit di masyado kita aking mukha, at least nanjan ako. galing!

sleefy....

nnnnnnnnnnnnggggggggggggeks! wala'y ligo......... atik lang!
hahaha... buhay talaga parang pelikula. there are a lot of scenes that gives the thrill, you don't expect to happen, and appear as if it was part of the drama--- it has to happen for a reason.
this morning, i woke up at 7.10 in our watch, so i had to double my moves and be fast. sa aking palagay, it takes me 5 mins. para shampuhan ang aking buhok na makapal. that's why, i decided to skip the shampooing part, i mean, i didn't wet my hair--- half bath. then it was already 7.30 when i finished fixing myself, and i was about to go when i couldn't find my ID. naks! 7:40 na! now i decided to ride a cab going to school. i spent 55-60 pesos! my reason was because i am already late so to lessen the minutes of being late i'm going to ride a taxi. now, the thing is when i came in the classroom, i was FIVE minutes early!!! Ibigsabihin, I WAS EARLY. should i be happy about it? i don't think so. parang, sana nalate ako. sobrang sayang ng pera!!!!!!!! and then, to think, we did nothing in lit. ngek!
i also realized, kolelat ako sa dota. tsk tsk! kahit anong gawin ko, hanggang jan na lang talaga ako. ngek. sige lang.
we went to sm and jp and rani were able to buy something for themselves. ako? with that 60 pesos that i lost, i should've been able to buy one, pero it's lost nga eh.............. sige lang... it's not yet my time pa siguro to have something new.
i am really very sleepy. tomorrow's jasmine's bday- I am getting worried about what i should wear in her party......... and as to the retaking of the test, actually, i don't know anything at all!!!
hhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay.....

cheeeeeeeees bergar............................................ and a picha pay!!!

Rosy nose...

It's still early. In our clock, it's still 8:35.
Anyway, I got late in chemistry lab, but this time I really didn't get frustrated. Hehe... I'm trying to make things positive no matter how negative thay could be. So... mmmm... nothing's really amazing about this day. But what's good news is that I'm free tonight. Yes, at last, there's a day that I could sleep well with a relief in my heart.

• Theology.... mmmm... I did get a higher grade this time, which is a good news for me.
  
• Math.... ngek... I don't even want to think about it. "Let me go math"! Hahaha... smile na lang!
  
• English... I haven't sensed anything yet.
  
  Maya went to the gym after school, and Jess went home this afternoon because he felt sick. Ewan ko lang ha... So I had to go home-- ride a jeepney going home all alone. But at least from NCCC lang. Rani, JP and I went to the mall. I am used to having Maya and Jess with me everytime, but somehow, it makes me feel quite lonely and the aura is different.... aaaah... Atik lang!
  What's really sad is my rosy nose. It's red! It's itchy and when I touch it... masakit..... It's hard when you've got a pimple on your nose. Talaga. I mean, it really bothers me, as if there's a fly on it that got stuck or glued... hindi matanggal tanggal. I think someone casted a spell on me. Sino naman kaya iyon???
  Hahah... well... I realized something.... somehow. I learned to accept things the way they had to be. We shouldn't let depression or frustrations overcome our happiness. Everyday is a great day, whether it's a sad Thursday or fun Friday. Come to think of it, it's more disappointing to spoil and waste two days of your week (Tuesday, Thursday) by being so depressed and sick. Sayang ata un noh?!
  
  Ang buhay parang beer... nakakalasing... ang bawat araw pwede kang litohin, pero mahal mo pa rin naman kaya di mo dapat sayangin. Woooh! Galing noh? Hahaha...
  
  I think I'll end it all here. Thanks for dropping by.
  
  Tuesdays and Thursdays never fail to make my eyebrows meet,
  but I'm very thankful because these days make my life complete!
  
  * Ah! nagrhyme pa diba? Woooohoooh... Friday na tomorrow! Saya!
  

ANYWAY BAGO ako umalis HERE'S SOME picsFROM the last few days and last week!

vALEnTINES DAY... papunta sa hayskul para sa yearbook!
guess who?

ghost.... grabeh gabi na galing las terazas!

party ni ays!

magpasagasa kayo mga chong?

happy bday carlo!

celebration sa lab for rani and carlo

jewelicious and nemianess...

yellow cab!

pakiss guys!

HEart

"ngek!"
that's one expression i have in mind for this special day. i can still see roses and hearts and chocolates and red colors... but it's not as surprising and as exciting as before though.
i do really want to spend my day of hearts in a memorable way, so one plan i am thinking about is to accomplish a goal to complete it. ???? well, it's finishing my homework in math. O diba? di man nagkonek, okey na yan!!!
i'd like to thank maya for her valentine letter she gave yesterday. she may not remember it but i really do appreciate it! also, thanks for the chocolate, ung cloud nine na bite size... ung libre sa jodans, i just want to treat it as a gift kahit papano... hmmmm.... oh diba maya? oonga pala, i won't forget your sweet leche flan! woooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.... delisyosow!
as for jess, thank you for the paper flowers that you made in chem lec. , pinag-isipan at pinaghirapan mo talaga! at least i got flowers, and thanks for the paper pollen grains and your fox candy nectars and that one marsh mallow that you got from some one. i'm still looking for paper water and paper soil to make the paper flowers grow.... ngek! klawd nine nako ha?
also kay, for our lunch in your parents' office, thank you so much for filling my stomach. kaya lang, parang di na naman ako nakahinga kanina.
so.... we wore black this afternoon. it's not really going against the theme of the day which is about love, but just adding excitement for this day.
the three of us at KFC with all the chicken burgers and mased potato.... haaahy.... also adding a memory for the day.... haaaah...
valempyms.... valempyms......
anyway, i still have some things to do tomorrow so i think i have to take a rest now. happy valentines day to everyone! mwah mwah mwah! love is always there.... so.... so.... let it pass to everyone and be filled with happiness.... ???? i don't know what i'm saying.... ngeks....
oy ang yearbook... bakit ganun?
uhmmm... ilang "day" na kaya ang nasabi ko.... intindihin nyo lang mga chong ha? mwah!

Tomorrow's going to be a very special day for everyone, and the whole world will be filled with hearts and roses.... aaaah... hahay..... To mention, this is my "heart day" in college.... and I will be a witness to how college students deal with Feb 14. Happy teachers day....
I have nothing to say anything bad about TUEsday except for Theology, my teacher is really very narrow-minded. The thing is that up to now, I'm not really sure if this subject is teaching me the most beautiful things about God. If you'll ask me, I believe I have been exposed to those beautiful stories in the bible, but no matter how hard I try, it seems as if this subject is much more difficult than BIOLOGY. I thought here in Theo, we think more beyond those words we read in the bible. But as I have observed, it looks like everything is shallow, everything has to be memorized. The teacher keeps on talking about what we should know and understand, but why is it that it doesn't sink in to ourselves? It's just too dry or let me say too empty.
Even in our prayer rituals, I don't feel God's holiness and presence. I'd rather pray with myself than with the class. She keeps on interrupting. One mistake would pause the whole ritual. I mean, in this prayer, you have to deal it with respect. It's simultaneous and so whatever mistakes that may come on the way, that we cannot control and we have to go on and not treat this ritual as if we all have to follow a script. If we get wrong, we don't stop and complain about what happened. Besides, I know God will understand as long as you have the heart of saying that prayer. Haaahy...
I just can't keep it to myself realizing that this teacher doesn't fit to teach and share--- in my opinion. For instance, what is the difference between the words: "naming" and "giving names"? or "Adam's ribs" and "taking one out of Adam's ribs"? No matter how hard we tried to explain, she wouldn't make a move. It's like "bahala kayo, sori na lang kasi ganito talaga ako magcheck pag exams".....
In math, I was given the chance to avenge for the hurt I felt before with my Math Teacher. I evaluated her performance very low. That was my rating not because I wanted to take revenge (although I really want to), but it's true that she has really shown a poor performance starting from Prelims. But you know, she's happy. By the way, she told us that the addition of two points is not going to work starting midterms, so it's a bad news for me but then, I have to go on and let them go.... HAPPY SHHALLALALA......
Anyway, I just want you guys to read the devil's dictionary! A dictionary that give sarcastic meanings... wala lang, it just makes you realize how important it is to know deep words... charing...
so, maybe i'll have to end it this way. tomorrow is a day of love and mwah to everyone!!!!!!!!!!!!
a pizza pie a pizza pie........................ chis bargar!!!!

TIME TO PARTEYYYYYy!!!!!

I really had a wild journey last week, not only because of the depressing tests, but also of the different parties I have attended from Thursday up to Saturday! FOOD! FOOD! FOOD! whew! I have eaten so much!!!! I think I'm already fat and my cheeks have gone bigger!!!! EEEEEK! As I could still remember, I started bloating when we ate Marcus' lasagna--- 2 1/2 slices! See? I just couldn't resist-- then you include the HAM with the oils... mmmm.... The next day was, finally, Rani's birthday. I was really so depressed at that time, being aware that I didn't do a great job on my math exam. Even in English, which was supposed to be my favorite subject, I think I'd get a very low score. I really am so downnnnnnnnnnnnnnn! Together with the rain.... I wept, just to ease myself.... to release all the burdens and the heaviness I felt inside. You know, I would really want to forget whatever happened. I would just have to accept whatever is going to come. Anyway, Rani invited us to have dinner with her Uncle and Aunt--(Papang and Mamang). Although I was quit shy and quiet as I sitted near them, but I'm happy with the food-- HARANA forever! Friday, was the continuation of Rani's birthday. She had her treat in yellow cab, with all those big pizzas, pastas--- I really got full!!!! Then the ice cream we ate in the lab. Then, let's not forget that it was Carlo's day! The super Piolo held his party in his house. It really seemed like a never-ending partying huh? I have eaten everything that was offered. Whatever was in my plate, I took it in- the chicken adobo and the how do you call that Carl? Fried strips of.... chicken? then my rice with spaghetti sauce (guys you know who's responsible for this) on it(Where else could you ever find that?). WOW! I was so tired at the end of the night. SO... the final day of the week.... it was Ice' eighteenth birthday and the party was held at Las Terazas. But before that, I ate lunch twice. In my house and in Maya's house. Then, we slept for a few hours. After that, I fixed my hair with Maya's iron... hahaha.... for a second, I really did think I was the most beautiful girl in the world... ahahaha... but only for a second. Anyway... so we went to the party and we really had fun, singing and dancing and eating and dancing.... etc! We got wild and we really had fun---thanks ice. I got bloated. So, it was time to go home, we walked from the top of the mountain up to the gate. My sandals were almost likely to be--- haaaay.... then, we never stopped from getting wilder everytime... the road was really scary. My legs were really shaking after all that walking and bouncing... yes! BOUNCING... even you don't want to bounce---you just can't stop! The mountain was really a mountain!!! I have done that for the second time, and in the previous journey I had with Las Terazas, we had gone through shortcuts... shortcuts that didn't look short! Still, it was tiring!!!!
Hahaha.... to sum it all up... setting aside all the struggles and sorrow... it was really really really fun! As in FUNtastic! bwahahahaha.... Okay friends, I think I have to go now... I still have a lot of things to do... I feel like a superhero, I have to save myself from failing.... heheh... okay, babay... (I'll show some funny pics later!)

Extra Feature: (This song never fails to make me feel happy)
picha pay, a picha pay, cripi frayd chiken en a picha pay, chis barger, chis barger, crispi frayd chiken en a picha pay, chis barger, chis barger, crispy frayd chiken en a picha pay.....

Feel the Rain on Your Skin

hmmmmmm... everynight, as we pass the claveria road, there's one amazing thing that keeps on showing up--- my name, NEMIA. as you can see, the dark shade starts just before the first letter of my name... parang meant to be noh?!

okay...... ganyan talaga itsura ko gabi gabi na nag bubuklat ako ng kung anu-anong notes.... kelan pa kaya yan matatapos?

"always look at the bright side of life.... " that's what they say, but as for me, i couldn't. i am very depressed and i feel so weak, with all those worries and problems... with all those kapalpakan, and katangahan... i don't think i could ever be happy again... and it's raining. nakikisabay talaga sa aking pagdadalamhati... it feels so sad. so sad because i couldn't do anything good. i make the worst decisions and i follow the wrong paths.... i am very very negative about what has been happening to me.
i haven't made anything great in math. bagsak na talaga.... and i can't think of any way in which i could say hindi mababa ang kinalabasan nito... why should i think of getting a good score if i know what i did and how i answered the test?
why?.... i feel so downnnnnnnnn....
then, what makes my day a day i should completely forget is a red spot. it's the second time that i got a red spot on my skirt. but thanks to the birthday girl rani, my sister, who was there to help me....
Mali talaga............................................
sana.... in the end, i would learn to understand why i had to get through things like this... that i would realize there's something more beyond all of these worries... na meron pang masmaganda............

extra features:
i can't believe na magkasabwat kami ni kuya daryl para isurprise si sis rani. and what's really amazing is that she never sensed anything fishy at all. with maya's help, we were able to act like everything is normal. haaay... ang galing galing talaga.... when i saw them, they were really sweet! brother and sister talaga! lab you sis... thanks kay tita and tito sa dinner!

naks naman!

tomorrow is Rani's birthday. wow, my sister is already eighteen! wish she'd find her handsome prince! stay pretty and joyful sis!
anyway, tomorrow is our exam day and i haven't paid my tuition yet. see how i make things so complicated? i should've told my parents earlier. oh, well... i know i got spiderman, somehow, in some way, everything will be put to the right place. all i have to do is hold on!
taking things light makes things light. haha... do you still remember my lost math book? the book of triangles that i've been looking for? i've found it somewhere in the corner of the house. come to think of it, i thought it's the end of my math book, that i could never see it again. but look! now, it's with me. that time, i didn't really worry that much. i just kept coming back to the lost and found office to check if they have it or not. then, i tried not to think of it anymore but move on. see? i never expected it to be back in my arms, but then, like magic it's there.
lessons? always be careful with your things! once it's lost, it's like betting in a lottery--- very little chance of having it again. second, don't worry that much... worries just create wrinkles on your face. third? expect nothing; just move on and keep on moving. fourth, thank God for everything and never blame Him for anything bad that happens. This is a life full of tests and worries, but still, we are given a life that's colorful and wonderful....
i'm really tired and i have so many lessons to study for the exam tomorrow, but let's take it slow. so thank you peeps for dropping by! mwah! oh, it's past 10 in my watch already.... hmmp...

mmm... how do i start... it's raining.... and i recall, most of the time when something wrong happens in my life, the sky weeps with me.... charing.... but there's really nothing wrong about today aside from the many things i should do today. anyway, yesterday was really fun and i think, because of so many experiences we had, i couldn't remember anything anymore. well, i'm so sorry peeps, my mind is blank. and i'm sorry if i can't tell anything about friday as i forgot what happened on that day, too.

so.... SUNday... usually i start my real day at 3 pm as our mass ends at 12:30 to 1:00 and we get home about.... i don't know... basta i couldn't start doing my duties.... so, before i do my assignments, let me write my blog muna...

haaay... mapapabuntong-hininga na lang ako... there was one time when i asked myself about my favorite subject for this semester, and you know, the truth is, i couldn't tell which of the subjects is the best for me. bakit ganun? i really want to study hard and i'm doing the best that i could and all the lucky charms that i have to make things work, but why is it that i feel more depressed than happy? gulong ng palad talaga... something's missing, and i have no idea what it could be....

ngeks--- enough of the drama--- that was out of the topic! -- but the thing is, i don't know what to say.
i taught bible stories at sundayschool this morning. actually, i'm the only teacher and i've got only 10 kids to teach. at some point, i would think of taking a rest and leaving my ministry for a while, and i really need someone to replace me. i'm really busy and tired with the things i had to do in school so, maybe it would be better if i stop for some time. pero my mom keeps telling me, teaching kids about God, telling them all of His wonders, keep me going. it keeps me close to Him.
so, what did i teach them? well, it's about Saul who became Paul. the lesson? it's about how God changes one's life... how He punished Saul by taking the one of the most essential thing in his life, his sight.God was trying to tell Him how he should spend his life. i thought to myself, maybe in my darkest hours, when i couldn't see, and i feel He isn't there, He was trying to say something... maybe it's about how i should make my life more meaningful... dramaha oy.........
so... maybe that's all i could say for now... mamaya siguro i could revise this... pero tingnan lang natin mga guys! well sunday, it's all about God, spending this day for Him is actually not enough, pero i know, He'd really appreciate it that even just once a week we would remember and thank Him for everything....

Extra Feature:

my brother would like to share his talent and if you guys are interested, why don't you find him in youtube.com... just type: mark asiong-- then search. ... music really is so much for him. maybe i could let people appreciate how he defines music.... so try watching it! mwah....

Sathurdeyz

whew... it's really late. i said to myself this evening that i'm going to sleep just as i get home, but as usual, i never follow my plans. anyway, i would really like to share my day yesterday, its just that i felt so sleepy last night and i couldn't resist closing my eyes and dream.... hmmm... well i think i don't have enough time (again!) to tell about what happened on Friday because as you know, what happened today is absolutely stuck in my mind! i retook the chem longtest this afternoon not because i was not satisfied with my percentage but it was a win-win situation, and i think i made a good decision, somehow, as i was able to answer the questions which are quite easier than the previous test.

if you read my previous blogs, i had an extra feature about the two digits? you know, you try to guess the two digits... we bet for either 73 or 32 ---most of the two digits that came out consist of 7 and 3 and 1... but never did my 73 and 32 appeared! i thought jess' good news would be a real good news but it looked like it was just a joke. his neighbor told him that the two digits were 73, wow! great! now, i do believe that i'm lucky! but then, my view changed when jess said the neighbor heard it wrong. it was 83, not 73! haaay... when could i ever prove to myself that i am a very lucky person! oh well, as they say, we don't depend on luck. it's up to us how we make our lives move.... etc. etc.

we went to gmall to play dance freaks, sm for ddr, motor-motor.... and for jess driving lessons. at least he got a tip from another player. handbreak have its use pala... i just realized. i thought it was just a drama or an effect to feel the aura of driving... hahah... well, i think it helped him naman...

rani, maya, and me had our first time playing ddr in sm and toni gave me a song that was hard for a beginner like me. rani was good! with her slippers na makapal sure na sure na pasok ang arrows.

maya was very noisy! she reads every label or name she sees! pag inaatake naman kasi eh.... we bought a pack of chicken hotdogs to be cooked for dinner in rani's place. once again, we had another adventure. i met suzie and again, kuya daryl. i think i am bloated and my stomach is really heavy. how many hotdogs did i swallow? then rani started taking pictures in every pose i have. when i'm asleep, getting thrilled of watching that SUPERNATURAL episode in studio 23, then they started putting barquillon near my nose.... later we ended up taking pictures of different poses, acting as if we're drunk although lasing kami sa hotdog! then another pic with barquillon near our nose.

before we finally realized that we had to go.... a cockroach appeared and came crawling near me. i am really traumatized with roaches so i screamed everytime it moves. my foot really grasped my sandal. thanks to kuya daryl for killing the monster! whew... i'm really sorry sis rani for the loud screams i made.

i missed some of the funny scenes:

"thayksi flays! aysaym!" -maya

"chis barger"- nemia

anong nangyari sa itaas? (turo sa atip ng mall)

"si superman?" -rani

"one hour foot massage? kapoya ana uy... tama na.hahaha..."

"asa naman ang model? kani na lang, sige ikaw na lang, pag-ilis na didto." (tinutukoy namin ung bata sa billboard)

sino ang kuya na totoo? eh di si kuya dareal! hahaha....

well, let me recall and continue all of these funny experiences tomorrow... so this is a to-be -continued blog.

anyway before i end this blog, i have something to show. i thought i could express my interest through my blog... so i'm starting it now.


i name this... "chis barger".............. i just made this sketch as i got home... and it makes me feel satisfied as i end my day with an artistic work... see ya tomorrow guys!

hahah... i just read my previous previous blog... and it was really funny because i realized i had so many errors and misspelled words -- ung "does anyone read my blog?" sorry... hahaha....

ZZZZzzzzzzzz.....................................

UGMA NA LANG KO BLOG HA<>

Does anyone READ my BLOG?.... Haaaay.... Nakakaiyak....

Once upon a time, there lived a little princess named Tam. She is a beautiful and joyful princess. Although sometimes she gets a little messy and clumsy, she's such a cheerful one!
She studies in the school of Athenya--- a school of Biology Princesses and Princes....
One day, they had an experiment in chemistry, Tam was very happy enjoying the experiments- waiting different potions to turn to light pink. Together with her gorgeous sisters, claudine and ricky, they were very joyful as it seems that every moment was a happy memory.
"You know claudine, I feel like this is a good start for this day." Princess Tam said.
The next subject was TheOw. Tam and her classmates created a wonderful Paradise. The teacher wanted them to destroy the paradise they made but Princess Pinocchio was very strong. No matter what happens no one could ever destroy the beautiful Paradise. So they got minus two... but its ok... it's all worth it. Molding and making different creatures out of mud was one challenging thing but Tam enjoyed it.
Now it was time for MATH... see, wherever you go, there's always MATH! Tam lost her BOOK of TRiangles. It was an important book for in it are different magic spells, spells that make triangles alive! It was a sad thing for Tam, and she wished that one day, it would be given back to her. Tam thought everything was all fine. But then, she didn't expect that she would get even sadder. Her triangle teacher, the Wicked Witch came.... she was a wicked witch because her spirit makes her students sleepy and bored. Her voice was very low and mahina, and usually she would get to class very late. She is like a wind that you wouldn't feel... as if you're hearing a low-volumed radio from your neighborhood. But even though she looks clumsy and .... and... I couldn't tell... it's hard to define, she's such a wise witch! There was one time when she knew she was going to be late, she asked the class to stay and wait for her even it's more than fifteen minutes, which mean that the class will be dismissed. She has a crime partner, the white board, where she writes her tiny, crazy calculations. She talks to her white board. SEE? Tam was very patient. Although she's really getting uncomfortable coming to math class, but she still tried her best to understand whatever she wanted to say. It's just that she didn't like the aura of the Wicked Witch. Tam learned not because of what that witch was telling infront of the class, but because of looking at the book of triangles and recalling the lessons she had in her princess highschool.
Anyway, it was a day where teachers are observed whether they do good in their profession or not. You know how the wicked witch surprised everyone? she came few minutes early before class time, and then, she wrote things in her white board friend like: topic, objective, assignment... and she even had a new program called "backgrounder"--- which I am sure Tam have never seen before, did she? I don't think so. So what happened next... Tam wasn't able to listen well because the witch is really talking to the whiteboard but when Tam put her head down so that claudine could fix her hair, she asked her the answer to the calculation. Tam didn't know anything... and then the wicked witch did something that Tam never expected to happen. The wicked witch began scold her: "parang patulog tulog ka lang, blah blah blah... then something like: you're the only one who doesn't listen--- not like others.... in a way she felt she was "napahiya" and that was the thought that sank in to her... naiiba siya kasi siya lang ang di nakikinig, patulog tulog lang. It's not only Tam's fault, it's not only her who did wrong things....Tam felt sad, because the wicked witch made her feel dumb and also made her look like a student who's walang pakialam... At the moment the teacher was saying something, Tam felt so little, like a melting candle, and didn't even know how to react to what had happened. She felt that everybody's eyes are on her -that she should be ashamed of herself because of not listening. She was shocked with the events, her heart was beating so fast... and her mind was blank.... she felt like she was going to cry... she was teary-eyed, and yes she did cry.... Tam cried and cried....

haaaay... guess who Tam could be? NO one else but..... to be continued.... gawa pa ako lit.
Ok... when I read Maya's blog, I couldn't let this time pass without saying something about what happened to Tam and the wicked witch. I couldn't believe what just happened, inis na inis na nga ako sa kanya tapos ngaun magsasalita siya ng kung anu-ano.... hindi na man ako talaga ganyan pag math ah... pero kung ganyan man lang din ang teacher... ay sus. I wouldn't actually be like this if she's a good teacher, if there's nothing wrong about her. If she's doing the right thing! But she's not. She's just a lazy woman talking infront. I really didn't mean to say that, sorry.... How could I listen? When she got a very small writing, mahina maxado ang boses.... nakatalikod pagnagsasalita... sa dulo pa talaga nagdidiscuss! Kala nya naintindihan ng students, kala nya naiintindihan SIYA ng student. Tapos magpalate late... kasalanan ko ba na mawalan ng gana sa math, eh sino ba namn ang hindi mawawalan ng interes kung hindi naman interesting pakinggan ang teacher? Nasaktan ako talaga, kasi kung tinatarget ako ng teacher, hindi derechahan, nasasali lang ako... or minsan either dalawa kami or tatlo na damay... what's not good was making me feel na masama akong estudyante and that the class was listening except me! and ONLY ME! parang nabad record ako... parang... ewan! Hindi ko makalimutan tong araw na to... sana alam nya ung mga pagkukulang nya... hindi ung sige lang niya pag-initan ung mga tao... kala ko perfectionist na charing... pero may sablay man din...